The Log Blog was started by a couple of city dwellers who wanted a place to go for when they needed to go when they were on the…go. Their hope is to create a database for all to share of the best (and worst) bathrooms in Cincinnati. These reviews are written from non-Jolly employees and is a sponsored blog by Jolly Plumbing.
TWO CITIES PIZZA
Our Privy Opinion
Pizza joints aren’t known for their decor and atmosphere typically, unless we’re talking going to Pizza Hut and seeing the little league baseball team photos they sponsored over the years. But Two Cities, which serves New York and Chicago style pizza (hence the two cities name), is full of homage after homage to both cities. Which brings us to the bathroom. After I gorged myself deep and wide pizza, I walked to the back of the restaurant, which is set up like a subway platform in NY. They even pipe the sounds of the subway into the hallway and bathroom. As you enter, the bathroom is pristinely clean but also meant to look grimey like a New York subway. There’s graffiti all over the walls and fake Banksy all around. The toilet has its own separate room for all the noise you will definitely make. Yet the sounds from the subway, the wall separating you from the other bathroom users, you are safe to blow that French horn proudly.
Other things to take note of: the men’s restroom proudly has a diaper changing station for babies, which we haven’t often seen in our poopcapades. And if you’re coming in off the street, it might be difficult to access. There is a host at the front. But if it’s an emergency of the prairie dogging kind, I’d just recommending running for it like you were late for your train. Works for me, at least. It’s worth any flack you’ll get when you’re finished because this thing is a Royal Flush!